Not That There's Anything Wrong With That...

"Check out this link, hot chicks inside!"

No, it's not spam from an internet porn site. It's from an actual friend, a friend that that I know and trusted, and normally has the same taste in women as I do. And of course, being the desperate, testosterone filled idiot that I am, I click on the link without any hesitation or thought. Sadly, instead of some nubile young lady posing in such a way that's aesthetically pleasing to the eye, I get a picture of 3 old japanese dudes performing unspeaking acts on each other. Yes, I have seen pictures of 3 old japanese dudes performing unspeakable acts on each other. Why it exists, I do not know, but somehow someone in this world had the good sense that a) such an image should exist and be photographed, b)got the 3 japanese dudes to pose for him in such a fashion, c) take the picture and then d) post it online for the rest of the world to see.

Note how the second sentence says "trusted". Do such things enough and the trust must go. So now the games are more elaborate and a little more complex. Links are disguised and hidden. What appears as www.hotbikinicarwash.com in your aol IM window could actually be www.sausagefights.com. Stories are created and backed up with authentic pictures of true authentic women and alternated with blatant sexual acts between a man and a beast.

Now, the true question is, who finds these links and forwards them to my friend? At some point, there has to be a boundary between 'research for pranks' and 'yes, I enjoy looking at these pictures in my spare time'. Will we ever find the mystery man (or woman) who spends hours upon hours scouring the internet for pictures of people committing unspeakable acts of vulgarity, giggling yet hiding his true feelings from his friends and family?